whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

naik2g:

Cαll мε α słυτ. cαll мε α ωнσrε. cαll мε ωнατεvεr. I’vε нεαrd ιτ all Ьεғσrε. sαγ τнατ ι’м ғαkε. Sαγ τнατ ι Lιε. sαy ωнατ γσυ ωαητ. γσυ ωση’τ sεε мε crγ, Ьεcαυsε ι kησω ησηε σғ ιτ’s τrυε, Ьυτ cαlling мε αll τнιs sнιτ, нα ωнατ τнε нεll dσεs τнατ мαkε γσυ?

firemen:

i laugh at myself so much im so funny

j6:

back by unpopular demand: me

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(Source: peachpitgirl)

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

(Source: kittynoct)

beauxbatonsacademy:

“so how long have you been on tumblr”

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

(Source: instantlys)

sfilate:

best thing to happen at valentino in years

badtvblog:

RIP all rival crews

(Source: kualify)

(Source: 1999gorl)

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic)